Squirting is real—but it’s not a porn-exclusive superpower. With the right toy and technique, you might unlock this next-level pleasure. Here’s your no-BS guide to making it happen (or at least having a hell of a time trying).
1. What Actually Is Squirting?
- The fluid: A mix of watery liquid (from Skene’s glands) and urethral fluid (not pee!). Science confirms it’s not urine—though the bladder may contribute.
- Volume varies: From a teaspoon to a full-blown geyser (hence the towel advice).
- Not always tied to orgasm: Some squirt during climax; others do it without one.
Myth busted: No, you’re not just “peeing yourself.” The fluid lacks urea and creatinine.
2. Can You Squirt? Maybe!
- Anatomy matters: Skene’s glands (the “female prostate”) vary in size. Bigger glands = more fluid.
- Mental game: Relaxation + arousal = key. Stress = clenched muscles = no squirt.
- Practice helps: Some learn to squirt; others never do—and both are normal.
3. The Perfect Squirting Dildo
For G-spot magic, look for:
✅ Curved shape (aims for the front vaginal wall).
✅ Pronounced head (to press not poke the G-spot).
✅ Firm material (silicone, glass, or steel—no floppy toys).
Top picks:
- Njoy Pure Wand (metal, intense pressure).
- Pillow Talk Sassy (silicone, budget-friendly).
- Le Wand Curve (weighted, ergonomic).
4. Step-by-Step Squirting Guide
Prep Work
- Hydrate: More fluids = more potential output.
- Set the mood: Dim lights, porn, erotica—whatever gets you wet mentally.
- Lube up: The G-spot loves silicone or hybrid lube.
The Main Event
- Warm up first: 15+ minutes of clit play or nipple stimulation.
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Locate your G-spot:
- Insert two fingers, palm up.
- Feel for a spongy patch 2–3 inches in (like a walnut).
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Switch to your dildo:
- Angle upward toward your belly button.
- Use firm, rhythmic pressure (try the “come here” motion).
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Build intensity:
- Speed up or press harder as arousal grows.
- Add clit stimulation for a blended orgasm.
- Release: When you feel a “need to pee” sensation, bear down slightly.
Pro tip: If nothing happens, don’t force it. Enjoy the ride—squirting isn’t the only goal.
5. Troubleshooting
❌ “I feel like I’ll pee!”
- That’s normal. Push past the mental block (towels help).
❌ “Nothing’s coming out.”
- Try different angles or a stronger toy. Or accept that squirting isn’t your thing—and that’s okay.
❌ “It hurts.”
- Slow down. Use more lube or less pressure.
6. Aftercare
- Hydrate: Squirting = dehydrating.
- Pee: Flush your urethra to prevent UTIs.
- Cuddle: Oxytocin = post-squirt bliss.
TL;DR:
- Squirting = real, but not universal.
- Curved, firm dildos = G-spot gold.
- Relaxation + arousal = key.
- No success? You still had great sex.
Whether you gush or don’t, pleasure is the real prize. Now go forth—hydrated and curious.