Let’s be real—missionary Monday-through-Friday gets old fast. If you’re ready to upgrade your bedroom game and have her moaning your name instead of her ex’s, these six positions are your new secret weapons.
1. The Deep Dive
Why it works: Hits the G-spot and the clit at the same damn time.
- She lies on her back, legs over your shoulders.
- You kneel, angling your hips upward (like you’re trying to reach her belly button).
- Pro move: Slide a pillow under her hips for extra depth.
🔥 Best for: When you want her to gasp, "How is this even possible?!"
2. The Lazy Genius
Why it works: Minimal effort, maximum pleasure (Netflix-and-chill approved).
- Both of you lie sideways, spooning.
- She bends her top leg toward her chest.
- You enter from behind at a downward angle.
- Pro move: Reach around to play with her clit—this is the way.
🔥 Best for: Sleepy-but-horny nights when you’re both technically tired.
3. The Power Surge
Why it works: Lets her control the speed, depth, and her own orgasm.
- She straddles you in cowgirl—but facing your feet (reverse cowgirl’s edgy cousin).
- You lie back and enjoy the view (or help by guiding her hips).
- Pro move: She grinds in circles instead of just bouncing—game changer.
🔥 Best for: When you want her to take the wheel (and maybe blame you less for her sore legs tomorrow).
4. The Edge of the Bed
Why it works: Combines standing stamina with deep penetration.
- She lies on her back at the edge of the bed, legs up.
- You stand between her legs, holding her thighs or ankles.
- Pro move: Put one of her legs over your shoulder for a chef’s kiss angle.
🔥 Best for: Quickies before work or when the bed’s right there but you’re too impatient.
5. The Pretzel Twist
Why it works: Feels like a secret sex hack only you know about.
- She lies on her side, bottom leg straight, top leg bent.
- You kneel and enter from behind, straddling her straight leg.
- Pro move: Lean forward to kiss her neck and whisper filthy things.
🔥 Best for: When you want doggy-style intimacy without the gym-required flexibility.
6. The Standing Ovation
Why it works: Turns any wall into your personal porn set.
- She stands with one leg hooked over your arm or hip.
- You hold her against a wall (or sturdy furniture—RIP cheap IKEA shelves).
- Pro move: Use a liberator wedge pillow if she’s significantly shorter.
🔥 Best for: Spontaneous kitchen, hallway, or "oh-God-the-roommate’s-home" sex.
BONUS: How to Make ANY Position Better
- Lube is your wingman. Even if she’s wet, more slick = more fun.
- Slow down. The buildup is everything—don’t rush to the finish line.
- Talk dirty. "You feel so good" > dead silence (unless you’re into that).
Final Verdict: Sex shouldn’t feel like a chore. Try one new position this week—even if you fail hilariously, at least you’ll have a story.
(P.S. If all else fails, just eat her out. No one’s ever complained about that.)